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hey, folks. we're running late! jimmy fallon is up next. see you tomorrow! bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. some love. that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you so much for being here tonight. you know -- you can feel it. welcome. welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] everybody -- everybody's talking about this story. manti te'o. [ cheers ] this is the craziest story. have you heard about this? notre dame linebacker manti te'o is being accused of making up an online girlfriend and then -- and then lying about her death last year so that it would help him win the heisman trophy. [ laughter ] pretty big scandal. or as manti te'o put it, "i'm going to have to talk to oprah, aren't i?" [ laughter ] "i knew it. i could feel it. i knew it. gosh." [ cheers and applause ]

it's a three-parter. that's right. manti te'o's online girlfriend was a complete fabrication. when they heard that, nerds were, like, "man, even imaginary girls only like jocks." [ laughter ] "this is just not fair." in his defense, though, manti claims he was the victim of a hoax. yeah. he apparently thought the girl was real the whole time. [ laughter ] dude, like, yeah, it was on facebook and all that stuff. and he was talking to her -- actually, we got our hands on a recording. [ laughter ] i'm telling you, you've got be on -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you got a keen ear. you want to listen to this. we have a recording of a phone conversation between manti and his supposed girlfriend. i've got to be honest. i'm really surprised manti didn't pick up on the hoax sooner. [ light laughter ] take a listen to this. >> hey, baby, what are you up to tonight? >> your call is very important. please listen carefully as the options have changed. >> yeah. i'm thinking i might stay in tonight.

>> me, too. i plan on just chilling like a vill-ion. laughing out loud. but seriously, i miss you. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, that right there. i could tell that something was up. i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. i just feel it. i got that sixth sense, yeah. [ laughter ] here's some political news. in a recent attack ad, the nra claims that president obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. [ audience oohs ] in response, president obama was like, "yeah, that's how families work." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is not good, you guys. cirque du soleil just announced that it is cutting 400 jobs. [ audience aws ] on the downside, hundreds of clowns will lose their jobs. on the bright side, it will free up, like, two spaces in the parking lot. [ laughter ] >> steve: so good. very good news. >> jimmy: that's some good news. a little bit more --

a little bit more space to move around. [ applause ] i saw that this weekend is the 30th annual adult film awards. [ cheers ] which is often referred to as the oscars of porn. mainly because ben affleck wasn't nominated. [ laughter ] as i said, this weekend is the adult film awards. i guess that explains some of the titles for best picture. it's like -- they call it the oscars of porn. >> steve: oscars of porn. >> jimmy: yeah, this is, like, movies like "lincoln's log." [ laughter ] "django uncircumcised." [ laughter ] "life of bi." you heard of that one? [ laughter ] >> steve: fantastic. >> jimmy: "argasm." [ laughter ] >> steve: "argasm." excellent, excellent movie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good movie. "the hobbit: an unexpected boner." [ laughter ] you know, stuff like these movies, like that. >> steve: that was just wrong. >> jimmy: they -- they deserve all the awards. that's good work. you guys, finally, a doctor in britain has created a mathematical formula and calculated that next monday is the saddest day of the year.

[ audience aws ] or as makers of cookie dough ice cream call it, the happiest day of the year. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: michael kiwanuka right there. [ cheers ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: michael, welcome. you're sitting in with the roots tonight. he'll be performing a song with them from his debut album, "home again," a little later on in the show. you're being compared to otis redding, randy newman. have you ever heard of those guys? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. otis redding's real last name? kiwanuka.

absolutely. [ laughter ] welcome. welcome to our show. thank you for hanging with us tonight. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: it's going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] sounds good, buddy. we've got a great show tonight. oh, man. he's a legend! he is here right now tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he has a movie. "the last stand" is coming out this weekend. arnold schwarzenegger is here in the building! [ cheers and applause ] he is holding the building up right now. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he's holding the crowd up under the bleachers. "hurry up with the monologue. it's not that funny. i don't care. kiwanuka! >> steve: as he's running. as he's holding the building up. >> jimmy: yeah. holding the building up. he's a legend. >> steve: he's a legend. >> jimmy: i've got a bunch of questions to ask him. and we love her. i haven't -- gosh, she's been

here a billion times. we love it every single time. she's gorgeous. she's from cw's hit show, "nikita." [ cheers ] the beautiful maggie q is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from michael kiwanuka right there. there we go. london's own, fresh from england. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, it is time for "late night hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags, hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic, and you send in the tweets. so because lance armstrong is finally coming clean, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called #iadmitit. [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys at home to tweet out something weird, something funny, something embarrassing that you finally, you're ready to admit. all right, we've got so many tweets. within 15 minutes, it was a worldwide trending topic, which is awesome. so thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] we appreciate it.

there's some funny ones there. and now, i thought i'd share some of my favorites #iadmitit tweets from you guys. here we go. first one's from at @crumbworks. he says, "sometimes i post something online, then post again under a different account name to agree with myself." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: at least i was right. i agree with crumbworks. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one is from @heymikey. he says, "sometimes when i'm home alone and i order a large pizza, i yell 'i got it,' when opening the door, so i don't seem fat." [ laughter ] i got it, guys. >> steve: i got it, guys. >> jimmy: "you guys hang in the kitchen. i'm gonna --" [ laughter ] "okay, seriously. eat one slice each." [ laughter ] "we're going to have half a slice. we have sixteen people here, guys. not enough. i didn't get enough. i don't care. whatever." >> steve: like ordering an extra drink at the drive-thru. >> jimmy: yeah, then he rings the doorbell. he's looks through the window. the guy, as he's leaving, sees you seating alone. >> steve: cry. >> jimmy: bring it here, right now, guys! [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: this ones from @paultrafga. he says, "to impress my friends, i once bought a photo of hulk hogan, framed it and wrote, 'you're the strongest of them all, paul.'" [ laughter ] you're the strongest of them all, paul. >> steve: i don't know. check it out. >> jimmy: yeah. strongest of them all, paul. >> steve: i don't think paul's that strong. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: did you see what hulk hogan wrote? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: from @skesse11. he says, "i used to watch 'saved by the bell' in my sister's onesie bathing suit so i could feel like slater in his wrestling uniform." [ laughter ] >> steve: ooh! >> jimmy: that's cute. that's cute. that is cute. >> steve: this is 24. >> jimmy: yeah, he was 24 years old. >> steve: slater in his wrestling -- >> jimmy: "kiwanuka!" [ cheers ] i could lift this thing up right now. >> steve: i don't know -- it was like 300,000, 400,000 pounds. >> jimmy: "400,000 pounds.

you don't think i could lift it right now?" >> steve: i don't think you could lift it. >> jimmy: kiii -- kiwanuka! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this one here's from @mazziemonroe. she says, "in kindergarten, i would purposely pee my pants so my mom would bring me home and bake me cookies." [ laughter ] hey, i did that too. >> steve: i do that now. >> jimmy: you do that right now. this is from @inicolettaaa. she says, "when i was little, i thought crate & barrel was create-a-barrel, a place to go and make custom trash barrels for yourself." [ laughter ] trash barrels. >> steve: trash barrels. not even cool old-timey barrels. trash barrels. >> jimmy: who ever heard of a trash barrel? >> steve: i don't know -- i guess by the side of the road. >> jimmy: a trash can. trash bin. sorry, michael. [ laughter ] the old bin, yeah. this one's from at @sarahkatelondon.

>> steve: hey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a theme going, yeah. >> steve: yeah, come on. >> jimmy: she says, "i have to sing 'hollaback girl' by gwen stefani to make sure i spell bananas correctly." everyone does that. [ laughter ] there you have it. those are tonight's "late night hashtags!" [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ woman ] this is me. this is my tea.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back to "late night." [ as schwarzenegger ] you know, we have arnold schwarzenegger on the show tonight. "last stand" coming out this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] excited to see an arnold movie again. it's going to be fun. we have a lot of celebrities on our show all the time, and we get very excited about that. and once in a while, we like to introduce you to the next generation of celebrities. people that you haven't heard of yet, you know. but in six months, they're going to be huge. so i want to show you a guy right now, a person in a new segment called "tomorrow's stars, today." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tomorrow's stars today ♪ >> jimmy: today's "star of tomorrow" is a talented young singer/songwriter from missouri. his self-titled debut album

comes out this march on itunes. please welcome johnny miles biter, master songwriter. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, man? how is it going? >> oh, great. >> jimmy: johnny miles, welcome to the show. >> yeah. thank you, yeah. >> jimmy: how is it going? >> no, it's good. it's going really good, jimmy. pretty good. just got back from a very introspective road trip. you know what i mean? when i tell you -- when i tell you it was a trip -- yeah, it was a trip. >> jimmy: all right, yeah. i'll take your word for it. >> songwriting is as natural to me as, you know, that moon shape on your nail right there is to you. [ laughter ] i -- listen to me. seriously. you cannot -- listen. this is just one thing that you probably know. you cannot be insincere when you're writing songs, and

there's no room for a lack of originality. it's just got to come from the personal -- the personal. >> jimmy: got to come from the personal? >> the personal. >> jimmy: okay. could you give us a sample? do you guys want to hear a little sample of something? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah. oh, sure, yeah. >> jimmy: you brought your guitar. that's no problem as all. >> jimmy: all right. johnny miles biter is going to play a little -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> this is a little ditty called "two-lane highway to happiness." it goes a little something like this. ♪ driving down that highway in the middle of the night ♪ ♪ just needed a little music you know to make it all right ♪ ♪ turn the radio on and they were playing a song

and it went ♪ ♪ hey now, you're an all-star get your game on go play ♪ ♪ hey, now, you're a rock star get the show on get paid ♪ ♪ all that glitters is gold ♪ >> jimmy: johnny, johnny. johnny, johnny, johnny. ♪ only shooting stars >> jimmy: johnny. [ laughter ] johnny. >> what happened? jimmy, what happened? >> jimmy: that's "all-star" by smash mouth. >> no, no, no, jimmy. that was a song about a time when i was driving my car, and i listened to "all-star" on the radio. but it's an original song. >> jimmy: well, either way, we can't play it on our show without the rights, and you can't play it because it's written by smash mouth. so, do you have something else you can play? >> yeah, of course. of course. okay. of course. [ cheers ] i'm sorry. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: something we can do. something we can use. >> absolutely. you've got a little ditty here goes something like this. here it is.

it's called "i got the lonely old broken down motel sadness blues." [ light laughter ] yeah, and that goes a little something like this. ♪ ♪ woke up in a motel put the tv on and then vh-1 was on ♪ ♪ and they were playing a song and it went ♪ ♪ hey, now, you're an all-star get your game on go play ♪ ♪ hey now, you're a rock star get the show on get paid ♪ ♪ all that glitters is gold ♪ >> jimmy: johnny, johnny, johhny! ♪ only shooting stars >> jimmy: johnny. johhny, yeah. >> what is it this time? what is it with you? >> jimmy: you, what? >> what do you mean what? >> jimmy: look, again, you're playing "all-star" by smash mouth, and that's not your song! >> i am not playing that. frig you again!

'cause listen! that is 100% my song! >> jimmy: you just played that song! i heard that! you shut up! >> you shut up! >> jimmy: you shut up. >> that is 100% my -- >> jimmy: you're a guest on my show. >> [ bleep ] damn you. [ laughter ] i'm not kidding! [ cheers and applause ] listen to me! listen to me! that is my -- oh, man. that is 100% about my experiences as a writer and a traveler. >> jimmy: hey, alfonso ribeiro called from the '80s. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> you don't think i know who that is, do you? >> jimmy: it doesn't matter 'cause he didn't leave a message. all he wanted to say was write an original song, you jerk. >> oh! >> jimmy: hey. i'm sorry. >> i'm sorry. come on, hey. do you want to be brothers? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> yeah. you've got a giggle cookie on.

who's got a giggle cookie on? >> jimmy: get my -- [ laughter ] look, man. hey. you got any songs about listening -- that's not about listening to "all-star" by smash mouth? >> yes. >> jimmy: i'd love to hear it. these guys would love to hear it. >> fair enough. [ cheers and applause ] you're too kind. you're all just too kind. thank you. thank you. this little ditty -- i call "hitch-hiking my way down the dusty old road to a greater sense of purpose and self-worth." >> jimmy: some title there. [ laughter ] don't give too much away. [ laughter ] ♪ well, a stranger picked me up in a beat-up pickup truck ♪ >> jimmy: that part. [ laughter ] >> why are you talking? why are you talking? >> jimmy: that part is good so far.

[ laughter ] >> they're all good. they're all good. >> jimmy: i don't know, man. ♪ a stranger picked me up why are you still -- are you singing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we all like that part. [ bleep ] ready, one, two, three. ♪ well, a stranger picked me up in a beat-up pickup truck ♪ ♪ and he threw a cd on and the stereo played a song and it went ♪ ♪ so don't delay, act now supplies are running out allow if you're still alive six to eight years ♪ ♪ to arrive and if you follow there may be a tomorrow but if the offer's shunned ♪ ♪ you might as well be walkin' on the sun ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah walkin' on the sun ♪ >> jimmy: johnny miles biter, everyone. check out his album, itunes and on the nook this march. stick around. we'll be right back with arnold schwarzenegger.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is the former governor of california, not to mention one of the biggest action stars in the history of film. his newest movie, "the last stand," is in theaters everywhere tomorrow. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome arnold schwarzenegger! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ get down, get down get down, get down get down, get down

get down, get down ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: that is what i am talking about. welcome. welcome. thank you so much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> it's nice to be here. >> jimmy: thank you so much. i -- you're one of the biggest movie stars we've ever had on our show. so, thank you so much for coming. >> thank you. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: do you -- do you like when people do impersonations of you, or do you hate it? >> no, actually, it was good. it -- it always helps me because, you know, when i first came to this country, people were really scared of my accent. they heard this german accent, and it gave them the chills. so then when people started doing impressions, and especially comedians -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> they imitate me all on "saturday night live." [ cheers ] it -- it actually helped, you know. >> jimmy: it did, yeah. >> yeah, and then everyone else jumped on the bandwagon, so i thought it was really good and i think that -- felt that they made actually the german accent

acceptable and i -- it helped me really with my career. >> jimmy: really? >> so it's terrific. yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever tried to lose the accent? or are you ever -- anyone ever say, "hey arnold, you ain't going to work in this business with that accent, buddy"? >> i really don't have an accent. this is all a schtick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're from new jersey, aren't you? >> no actually, i took speech lessons when i first came to america with sylvester stallone. [ laughter ] and so that's why i ended up talking like this. >> jimmy: very bad, bad advice. very bad advice. but can you say -- in the most normal english, can you say, "hi, it's great to be here"? >> hi. it's great to be here. [ laughter ] that's okay? >> jimmy: yeah, that's cool. that's good. that's pretty good. >> give me some credit here. >> jimmy: no, no -- [ laughter ] wait, are you doing the accent now? i don't know if you can say that on television. but yeah, i know what you're saying. [ laughter ] i have a lot of things to ask you. one thing about you, i always see you on the cover of "cigar aficionado" magazine. maybe 11 months out of the 12 months out of the year. [ laughter ] but you -- you love cigars. still, or no? >> yes.

it's still good. some days i don't smoke, but, you know, i always -- have a good time. >> jimmy: now, could you -- >> especially in the evening. and -- >> jimmy: it's a relaxing thing. >> jacuzzi and relax and have a little cigar. >> jimmy: wait, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you hit the jacuzzi and smoke a cigar? >> why not? >> jimmy: that's the best. >> why limit yourself? >> jimmy: dude, i've got to give you my e-mail. let's do this, man. this will be fun. [ laughter ] what's your advice -- say i'm -- say i'm on a budget, and i've got to go -- i'm getting a cigar, a box of cigars, what do i go for? what's a go to -- a good everyday cigar? i only smoke one a day. >> i think there is a lot of cigars. there's amazing honduras, or dominican republic, and so the cheaper and more affordable cigars. then when you go to the cuban cigars, then they become more expensive. >> jimmy: but is that true? 'cause i mean, you always like -- my dad was like, hey, jim, i've got a cuban. i go, what, did you smuggle it in from -- [ laughter ] i mean, i couldn't be a real cuban, right? >> no, no, people can bring them in. i mean, there's just a limited amount. you cannot sell them here in this country, but people can still bring them in.

and can bring them as gifts. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. so a cuban is the best one still. >> without any doubt. i think it's the best cigar, although there are many cigars that are now many times rated above the cuban cigars. but in general, i would say that the cuban cigars are still the best. >> jimmy: what rates a cigar? >> i think it's the flavor. the way the cigars are rolled, how strong it is, you know? >> jimmy: do you still get a buzz from cigar? >> oh, yeah, you still get a buzz. >> jimmy: you do? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: do you inhale the smoke? >> well, tobacco is a stimulant, you know, so it's perfectly good. it's a coffee, and it gives you a little buzz, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. >> exactly. >> jimmy: some jacuzzi time. yeah, absolutely, yeah. >> because at the havana club one time right here in new york, you and i, we smoke up a cigar, okay? >> jimmy: i'd love to do that. you guys heard him, right? [ cheers and applause ] i want to talk to you. the fact that you're -- you're starring in a giant movie. now, you were governor for a while. congratulations on that, and all the good work you did there. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now you're back to movies. everyone is excited about this. "the last stand." you're back.

you're back on the big screen where you belong. we want you there. [ cheers and applause ] and you've got a great action director. this guy -- >> kim ji-woon. >> jimmy: kim ji-woon. >> yes. >> jimmy: now, where is he from? >> he's from south korea. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the amazing thing was that he -- his english is not good, so you can imagine now the combination with his english and my english, and we have a great movie there, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: subtitles all the way. yeah. >> there's two translators, and i thought at the beginning this is never going to work, but it really worked well. and after a week of working with him, i even knew before the translators were translating what he was talking about, and because he was acting out the scenes, and then he wanted a certain stunt to be done, he would do the stunt himself and he would bang himself up all the time. >> jimmy: really? >> he was that passionate. he was a really passionate director, and he's one of those very creative guys, kind of a jim cameron type of a guy that really gets into it.

it's good with action, but it's also interestingly good with comedy, even though he's not american. and he's very good as a good kind of a feel for it. >> jimmy: i saw the trailer in a packed movie theater, and we're going to show the clip of what i saw, and you have a great line that got giant laughs, almost applause. and i've never seen that done in a trailer, and it's just fantastic. it's good to see you back in action movies. >> thank you. >> jimmy: here's a clip of arnold schwarzenegger in "the last stand." [ cheers and applause ] take a look. [ shooting ] >> where's the fire coming from? >> behind you. roof next to the diner. >> cover me, guys. >> yes, sir. [ shooting ] >> how are you, sheriff? >> old. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the last stand," you guys. out tomorrow. more with arnold schwarzenegger

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm here with the one and only arnold schwarzenegger! [ cheers and applause ] his new movie, "the last stand," comes out tomorrow. a big action film. i've got to ask you about this because this is all over the internet. you did a dvd commentary. you know what i'm about to talk about? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: yeah, you did a dvd commentary for the movie "total recall." [ cheers ] and it was giant on the -- very popular on the internet. yeah. >> it's a lot of fun to do those things. i love it. >> jimmy: but it went viral because you weren't really telling behind-the-scenes stories. you were just kind of literally describing what was going on in the scene as it was happening. [ laughter ] >> right, right, right. >> jimmy: i'm not joking. this is real. here's a clip. listen. >> here, again, the totally different fight scene. very brutal hands-on kind of a fight scene. gouging the eyes, breaking arms.

this is a wonderful scene where i come up to mars as an old lady, as a fat old lady. and i'm actually hiding underneath the thing, which is an amazing thing that you find out later on. here, they are following -- obviously -- i put the little device that was in my nose, and i put it in the chocolate. gave it to the rat. the rat is now running around with the device. but they don't know. they think that i'm right there. they are on my track. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great. it's amazing. i love it. >> actually, i did some commentaries on some more dvds and some more video and films. i mean, you should see that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you've brought them here for us. >> yes. >> jimmy: and we're going to show some clips for the very first time. the first clip is from your 1990 film, "kindergarten cop." [ cheers and applause ] new dvd with commentary on this. >> now, let me set it up first. >> jimmy: sure.

>> because in this one i play a kindergarten cop. i play a kindergarten teacher who also is a cop. you get it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at the commentary and maybe you might learn some new things about the scene. >> i love this scene. i'm getting mad, and you can tell by my face that i'm about to yell "shut up." >> shut up! >> i'm about to yell again two more times. >> shut up! shut up! shut up! >> sorry. i mean three more times. [ laughter ] and now i'm standing up, and i'm looking around. i see the children's faces, and you can see that the children are really sad because they are crying, and they are crying because they're sad. now i turn and i run towards the door, and i'm opening up the door. and now i'm outside the door. i think i'm about to yell. [ screaming ] yep!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's amazing. that's -- that's actually incredible there. >> thank you, jimmy. this is just the tip of the schnitzel. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you've brought another clip here. this is from your -- you did a commentary on your 1985 classic, "commando." [ cheers and applause ] >> actually, i believe that my commentary will make it even more of a classic. >> jimmy: all right. let's check it out. >> here i am walking down the hill with a log. i'm still walking down the hill with a log. now i stop for a little bit, and now i keep walking down the hill with a log. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. that was good. [ cheers and applause ] makes you see the movie in a different light now when i see that scene. >> yeah. there's -- there's another clip. >> jimmy: yeah. >> which is some truly the icing

of the schnitzel. >> jimmy: okay. i don't think that's a term, but i mean, i think this is -- this is from your -- from your 1987 classic, "predator," which, of course, we all love. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: yeah, "predator," amazing. i thought it was great just the way it is. >> this will blow your mind. >> jimmy: really? >> wait until you listen to this. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> it's really wild. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's take a look at this. >> i love this scene. i remember i was just very exhausted. i was actually out all night because we were opening a planet hollywood. so i was, of course, drinking tequila all night, one shot after the other. and also, you have to understand that the austrian food is not easy on your stomach either. we were eating -- [ speaking german ] and it's like a goulash. you just need some steak and then some -- [ speaking german ] then you have a teaspoon of paprika and now the alien is shooting at me. ah! [ cheers and applause ] the great arnold schwarzenegger right here. "the last stand" is in theaters tomorrow! we'll be right back with

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars on the hit show, "nikita," which is now in its third season and

airs friday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw. please welcome back to the show the talented, the gorgeous maggie q. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you looked at me for a second, like, are you going to make me dance? i won't make you dance. >> i shouldn't be dancing, no. >> jimmy: no, no, no. i'm the worst dancer. that's how i dance, though, if i'm at a wedding. i'm just like -- and then i go, like, i'm going to go get a drink, and i leave. >> not bad for a white boy. >> jimmy: it's really bad for a white boy. it's just bad for anyone. you're the biggest -- you're the second biggest action star we've had on the show tonight. >> the second of two. you were giant -- you started as action in hong kong, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but originally from hawaii. >> yes, i'm american. >> jimmy: what does that say? >> quigley.

>> jimmy: quigley. yeah, you're irish. >> my dad -- irish, yeah. >> jimmy: maggie quigley. you're irish. >> i have the whitest name on the planet. >> jimmy: yeah, so you had to go with maggie q. and your parents are still in hawaii? >> yeah, my parents are there. my sisters are there and, you know. >> jimmy: does mom love the -- >> she does. she doesn't really get what's going on. i mean, she gets it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but she -- i fly them out for things. you know, premieres and stuff. i brought her to leno with me. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? was she impressed? >> she was backstage, and he came to say hi. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a great guy. nice guy. >> as you guys do. really sweet. he came in and, you know -- and she was like, "oh, so nice to meet you. oh, i love you. oh, thank you. oh, you nice man. you come talk to my daughter so nice." and then he left. he walked out. and she turned to me. she goes, "honey, who that man?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's -- at least she's nice to everybody. >> that's my mom. >> jimmy: "nikita," congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: smash hit, of course. awesome. third season.

>> yeah. we're really lucky. >> jimmy: fill us in on what's happening. now, it was based on the luc besson -- >> well, i'm excited about -- we're airing tomorrow, and this episode that's coming up is going to be for the fans, for people who like the show. it's going to be shocking. >> jimmy: really, 'cause wait. the last time i knew, what, you were getting married? >> i got engaged. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i kind of said if there are any babies or marriages on this show, i quit. >> jimmy: this is a show where you blow things up. and you could be walking around holding a baby. >> emotionally, you know, unavailable, and that's kind of the show, so you know. >> jimmy: so can you give us any spoilers or anything? >> there will be loss. there will. >> jimmy: that's too generic. >> i know. it could mean anything. >> jimmy: the show is only 42 minutes. >> it just means that we -- >> jimmy: you lost two minutes. we made the show shorter. >> there will be more commercials. >> jimmy: so it's a loss of a main character? >> there will be loss of a main character. [ audience oohs ]

>> jimmy: spoiler. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: just enough. just enough. >> and i'm just going to say, that can mean a lot of things. >> jimmy: oh. so they might still be around. >> that makes no sense right now. >> jimmy: i've got to have johnny miles write a song about that. that's how deep that was. [ laughter and applause ] that's really deep. i'm with you. i'm with you. johnny miles will work on something. >> very deep on this couch. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip of you because you're great in here. this is maggie q as the deadly "nikita." take a look. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: maggie q, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] do not miss "nikita." friday nights, 8:00 p.m. on the cw. michael kiwanuka performs next. come on back.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an acclaimed new artist who is here tonight to perform the song, "tell me a tale," from his debut album, "home again," with a little help from the roots. please welcome michael kiwanuka. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ tell me a tale

that always was sing me a song that i'll always be in ♪ ♪ tell me a story that i can read tell me a story that i believe ♪ ♪ ♪ paint me a picture that i can see give me a touch that i can feel ♪ ♪ turn me around so i can be everything i was meant to be ♪ ♪ lord i need loving lord i need good good loving ♪

♪ lord i need loving lord i need good good loving ♪ ♪ ♪ show me some strength that i can use give me a sound that i won't refuse ♪ ♪ tell me a story that i can read tell me a story that i believe ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ tell me a tale that always was sing me a song that i'll always be ♪ ♪ turn me around so i can be everything i was meant to be ♪ ♪ lord i need loving lord i need good good loving ♪ ♪ lord i need loving lord i need good good loving ♪ ♪ lord i need loving yeah i need good good loving ♪ ♪ yeah i need loving i need good

good loving ♪ ♪ ♪ whoa yeah whoa yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪